Pornotopia Censored: Dress Code Tips!
Going to Pornotopia Censored: Cirque de Sex this Saturday night in Albuquerque? We want to have the hottest, most legal audience ever!
What does one wear that’s apropos for a show about sex and censorship? We are all for looking sexy and decent. If you want to practice tasteful- or even tasteless- but decent dress, here are some guidelines courtesy of the City of Albuquerque.
According to the City of Albuquerque’s decency regulations, do not expose the following:
- female breasts with less than a fully opaque covering of any part of the nipple
- the human male or female genitals, pubic area, or buttocks with less than a fully opaque covering
- covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state
Now you know the word turgid!
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As per one definition of the word "Turgid": Bombastic male genitals?? I'm heterosexual, but I think that would be amusing to see!!
Bombastic? Fantastic! As long as it's covered in Albuquerque… except if shown in major motion pictures at large movie theaters…