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The 12” Leather Penis Paddle is a locally handcrafted leather impact toy that combines cheeky shape with serious function. Perfect for playful thud lovers and bold statement pieces alike. Made from high-quality cowhide leather, this penis-shaped paddle features a three-layer construction for added weight and impact. The result is a satisfying, thuddy sensation with just enough firmness to leave a lasting impression, both literally and visually. Whether you choose black-on-black or pink-on-black, each paddle is handmade in Bernalillo, NM, so no two are exactly alike. At 12 inches long with a 1.25-inch-wide shaft, this paddle is easy to handle and features a sturdy D-ring for hanging, display, or wearing on a belt. It’s an excellent choice for anyone who enjoys impact play with a touch of humor or is looking for a locally made kink toy that delivers on quality and conversation.
You might love the 12" Penis Paddle if:
You’re into impact toys with a strong, thuddy feel
You love bold, playful shapes with real functionality
You want a handcrafted leather paddle made with care and attention to detail
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The 12” Leather Penis Paddle is a locally handcrafted leather impact toy that combines cheeky shape with serious function. Perfect for playful thud lovers and bold statement pieces alike. Made from high-quality cowhide leather, this penis-shaped paddle features a three-layer construction for added weight and impact. The result is a satisfying, thuddy sensation with just enough firmness to leave a lasting impression, both literally and visually. Whether you choose black-on-black or pink-on-black, each paddle is handmade in Bernalillo, NM, so no two are exactly alike. At 12 inches long with a 1.25-inch-wide shaft, this paddle is easy to handle and features a sturdy D-ring for hanging, display, or wearing on a belt. It’s an excellent choice for anyone who enjoys impact play with a touch of humor or is looking for a locally made kink toy that delivers on quality and conversation.
You might love the 12" Penis Paddle if:
You’re into impact toys with a strong, thuddy feel
You love bold, playful shapes with real functionality
You want a handcrafted leather paddle made with care and attention to detail
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