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The Loud and Lovely Paddle lives up to its name with every satisfying smack. Sitting somewhere between the precision of a riding crop and the heft of a folded leather belt, this paddle delivers a broad range of sensations based on how you use it. Go light and slow for a deep, thuddy feel or pick up the pace and pressure for a sharper, stingy impact. No matter how you play, you'll get that signature loud crack that lets everyone know you mean business. This versatile paddle is a great addition to any BDSM collection, whether you're exploring impact play for the first time or expanding your repertoire. Lightweight enough for extended sessions but sturdy enough to leave an impression, it’s as fun to hear as it is to feel.
You might like this toy if:
You enjoy switching between stingy and thuddy sensations
You love audible feedback during impact play
You want a paddle that works well for a range of intensity levels
You might not like this toy if:
You’re looking for something soft and silent
You prefer impact toys with a narrower surface or ultra-precise targeting
Questions about how this toy might work for your body or play style? We're here to help. Email us at info@selfservetoys.com or call (505) 265-5815.
Materials: 90% polyurethane, 5% stainless steel, 5% nylon
Dimensions:
• Handle: 5.5" (14cm)
• Slapper: 11" (28cm)
• Width: 3" (7.6cm)
Vegan
Use a damp cloth to clean off the PU if needed.
If you have any concerns about how this toy may be used with specific issues around mobility or other questions not addressed, please contact us at info@selfservetoys.com or call (505) 265-5815.
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The Loud and Lovely Paddle lives up to its name with every satisfying smack. Sitting somewhere between the precision of a riding crop and the heft of a folded leather belt, this paddle delivers a broad range of sensations based on how you use it. Go light and slow for a deep, thuddy feel or pick up the pace and pressure for a sharper, stingy impact. No matter how you play, you'll get that signature loud crack that lets everyone know you mean business. This versatile paddle is a great addition to any BDSM collection, whether you're exploring impact play for the first time or expanding your repertoire. Lightweight enough for extended sessions but sturdy enough to leave an impression, it’s as fun to hear as it is to feel.
You might like this toy if:
You enjoy switching between stingy and thuddy sensations
You love audible feedback during impact play
You want a paddle that works well for a range of intensity levels
You might not like this toy if:
You’re looking for something soft and silent
You prefer impact toys with a narrower surface or ultra-precise targeting
Questions about how this toy might work for your body or play style? We're here to help. Email us at info@selfservetoys.com or call (505) 265-5815.
Materials: 90% polyurethane, 5% stainless steel, 5% nylon
Dimensions:
• Handle: 5.5" (14cm)
• Slapper: 11" (28cm)
• Width: 3" (7.6cm)
Vegan
Use a damp cloth to clean off the PU if needed.
If you have any concerns about how this toy may be used with specific issues around mobility or other questions not addressed, please contact us at info@selfservetoys.com or call (505) 265-5815.
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pleasure tested
non toxic
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