Self Serve’s Gift Guide

Whether you’re treating yourself, a lover or even your mom, Self Serve has a gift for everyone on your list.


It might seem strange to do holiday shopping at a sex shop, but then again, we’re not your typical sex shop.

We hear all the time  from our customers that we have some of the best gifts in town, because they promote intimacy, relaxation, self love and other things we all could use a little more of.

We have everything from scalp massagers, bath salts, books, chocolates to lube and sex toys, so there is sure to be a great option for everyone on your list. And remember, we ship worldwide and can also do gift cards via our web store, in case you’re really stumped.

Our gift guide ranges from a gift you could give your grandma, to something that you definitely shouldn’t open in front of family. With that in mind, we hope it helps you with gift giving throughout the year.


PG-Rated Gifts


The Tingler $12

One of the most relaxing tools we sell, the Tingler will give you warm and fuzzy feelings all over without removing any clothing at all!ᅠ If you like massage, like getting your hair washed or just need to de-stress, you will love the Tingler.ᅠ In flexible copper to promote the circulation of energy


Milk + Honey Lotion Bar  $12.95

Enjoy the sensual pleasure of rubbing this Santa Fe-made lotion bar to soothe      rough hands and feet, chapped lips, painful split fingers and more. As you massage the bar between your hands, your body temperature will melt and soften the oils and beeswax, allowing your skin to be replenished and deeply moisturized.
The lotion bat is great for showing some love to your own body or a partner’s body.
It’s also great for carrying with you because it comes in a travel-ready tin. The lotion bar comes in various scents and there’s also an unscented version.

PG-13-Rated Gifts


Coochy Creme  $3.95 – $19.95

Coochy is the world’s first rash free shaving cream designed for every area of the body. It combines ingredients normally used in shaving products with ingredients used in the finest hair softening conditioners. Coochy will soften your hair and moisturize your skin. Coochy will give you a smooth, gentle, rash-free shave wherever you use it. Coochy is specially formulated to protect skin and to provide a smooth moisturizing shave to any part of your body. It was specifically formulated for the most gentle part of your body, the pubic region.


Pure Instinct Pheromone Oil  $12.95

Only the highest quality of pheromones are used in this rich combination of rare fragrant essential oils. This fine fragrance is light and sensual, it’s not made to be overpowering so you can wear it alone or combine it with your favorite cologne.





 NC-17 -Rated Gifts


Hearts on Fire Kit  $22.95

Light or reignite the flames of desire with this hot-blooded kit that is great for a night at home alone or with a partner, and is also great for playing away from home!

Hearts On Fire

  • 1 Waterproof Mini Bullet Vibrator
  • 1 Ignite Me Massage Candle 1 oz
  • 1 Mini Rub Me Massage Bar 1 oz
  • 1 Please Warming Lubricant Sample 5 ml



Multi-Orgasmic Couple  $16.95

Couples will discover simple step-by-step techniques for a level of sexual pleasure, intimacy, and healing they may not have known was possible. This fully illustrated guide will inspire couples to make love all night-and make love last a lifetime.




R- and X-Rated Gifts


Stronic Pulsators  $199.98

The Stronic Eins and Zwei by Fun Factory are in a category all their own. These innovative sex toys are unlike anything else on the market. It’s like a sex machine without all the equipment. No, it’s better than a sex machine. It’s like a vibrator that actually pulsates and moves inside you. Pardon my French, but it’s a sex toy that actually f*cks you. Really.



The Flight by Fleshlight   $59.95

The Flight by Fleshlight is one of the sleekest male sex toys on the market. The Flight offers the soft, life-like material as other Fleshlight toys with diverse and stimulating texture on the inside. The benefit of the Flight is that it’s compact and easier to travel with.ᅠ

The Fleshlight Flight is 8 inches long total, with 6 inches of insertable length. The Flight also features two caps, one the front and one on the back. The cap on the back allows the user to increase or decrease the suction of the toy as your use it. It can feel loose when the cap is open, or more like oral sex when the cap is closed. The front cap serves as a cover when it’s not in use, so storage is easy.ᅠ



Njoy Pure Plug Medium   $77.95

Njoy plugs are beautifully designed for anal or vaginal stimulation. The oval ring base is perfect to hold onto or keep comfortably between your cheeks. When worn as anal plugs they curve to massage the prostate. The material provides superior corrosion resistance, a deliciously deep and lustrous finish, and added strength and toughness. If it’s good enough for your grandmother’s hip replacement, it should be good enough for you-know-what(!)




SpareParts Joque Harness   $109.95

The Spare Parts HardWear Joque Styles is made of Spandex and Polyester with inner layers of soft triple mesh for breathability. This extremely comfortable harness becomes a virtual second skin that forms and adjusts to your unique shape and size. Just like swimsuit material, it’s perfect for water play (shower, spa, etc).